I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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