5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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