forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
bring money and cleavage
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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