He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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