so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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