I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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