ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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