Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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