Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I am morally bankrupt
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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