redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He shit in the fireplace
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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