So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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