dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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