Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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