For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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