Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
should my penis look like a turkey
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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