Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize
