I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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