Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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