yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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