D3 body, D1 cock
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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