i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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