So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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