You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So squirting runs in the family.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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