Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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