Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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