im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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