Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
areolas are like halos for boobs.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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