Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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