I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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