I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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