David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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