And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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