so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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