you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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