Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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