About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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