he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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