it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
