Me too!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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