i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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