its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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