So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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