let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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