what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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