Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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