Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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