Can Purell be used as lube?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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