i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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