I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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