just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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