I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
