i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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