he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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