Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
