i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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